Dads, Daughters and the IRS.

Another use of emails ?

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A man has four daughters who all live at home. One Friday night the
doorbell rings. The guy answers it and a kid standing there says "Hi,
I'm Freddy. I'm here to pick up Betty. We're gonna go eat spaghetti. Is
she ready?"

The man, mildly amused calls down his daughter and the two leave.

A few minutes later the doorbell rings again and he answers. A kid
standing there says "Hi, I'm Jim. I'm here to see Kim. We're gonna go
for a swim. Can I come in?"

The guy, now perplexed, says "Yes." and the two take off.

A few minutes later the doorbell rings and the father answers again. The
young man at the door says "Hi, I'm Chaz, I'm here to pick up Caz. We're
going to listen to some jazz, if no objection you have.

So the father say "Sure" and calls his daughter, and the two leave.

A few minutes later the doorbell rings and again the father answers. A
kid standing there says "Hi, I'm Joe. I'm here to pick up Flo. We're
gonna go to the show. Can she go?"

The man, now kind of annoyed says "Yes." the two depart.

Sure enough, a few minutes later the door rings and the father answers.
A kid standing there says "Hi, I'm Chuck.."

The father shot him.

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A modern day cowboy has spent many days crossing the Texas plains without water. His horse has already died of thirst.
He's crawling through the sand, certain that he has breathed his last, when all of a sudden, he sees an object sticking out of the sand several yards ahead of him.
He crawls to the object, pulls it out of the sand, and discovers what looks to be an old brief case. He opens it and out pops a genie. But this is no ordinary genie.
She is wearing an IRS ID badge and a dull gray dress. There's a calculator in her pocketbook. She has a pencil tucked behind one ear.
"Well, cowboy," says the genie.. "You know how I work. You have three wishes."
"I'm not falling for this." Says the man. "I'm not going to trust an IRS genie,"
"What do you have to lose? You've got no transportation, and it looks like you're a goner anyway!"
The man thinks about this for a minute, and decides that the genie is right.
"OK, I wish I were in a lush oasis with plenty of food and drink."
***POOF***
The cowboy finds himself in the most beautiful oasis he has ever seen. And he is surrounded with jugs of wine and platters of delicacies.
"OK, cowpoke, what's your second wish?"
"My second wish is that I were rich beyond my wildest dreams."
***POOF***
The man finds himself surrounded by treasure chests filled with rare gold coins and precious gems.
"OK, cowpuncher, you have just one more wish. Better make it a good one!"
After thinking for a few minutes, the man says.. "I wish that no matter where I go, beautiful women will want and need me."
***POOF***
He is turned into a tampon.
The moral of the story: If the government offers you anything, there's going to be a string attached.

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nasty.